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shutupimscrolling:

welcome to tumblr

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

theweepyfox:

geometricdeathtrap:

So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work

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I want this on a shirt.

Please, I want this on underwear

(via lucifers--nipple)

pebbles5ever:

hypno-angex:

suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

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What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

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i cried my ass of laughing

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WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

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hotboysofficial:

when your parents walk in when a sex scene is on 

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tsartorial:

first things first i’m image

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snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles, via camarand)

kindasadandalwaystired:

recoveryofabrokenteen:

littlebearofasgard:

tyleroakley:

CAN’T UNSEE.

I am fire *pant pant* 

I am death. 

you ruined my life

you mean improved your life

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via perks-of-being-chinese)

oknope:

what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

j0ye:

j0ye:

i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded

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telapathetic:

the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

(Source: telapathetic, via perks-of-being-chinese)

burgrs:

my dad demanding mints in exchange for a ride home