So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work
I want this on a shirt.
Please, I want this on underwear
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
I am fire *pant pant*
I am death.
you ruined my life
you mean improved your life
what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again
i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit
update my dad is grounded
the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv